April 2012
March 2012
Friend: You could do it you know.
Friend: Take off from Tumblr, go outside.
Me: I wouldn't make it 5 minutes
what you said: Im going out for a little bit, mom.
what she heard: Im going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal drugs and kill people im never coming back I hate you and your cooking sucks
When someone says they dont like the hunger games
hewhispersalways:
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
ladycrimsonred:
heyfunniest:
BELIEVE. NOTHING.
TRUST. NO ONE.
Note to self
6 weeks ago: temple run
5 weeks ago: cinnamon challenge
4 weeks ago: yolo
3 weeks ago: kony
2 weeks ago: draw something
1 week ago: the hunger games
this week: the lotto
adoremodels:
capitolgoods:
crepecon:
...
I wish my eyes could take pictures
lolsofunny:
dumbuttt:
girls that have unprotected sex and are devastated when they find out they’re pregnant
Get distracted for a second by Walmart's... →
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