assgod:

clear pee makes me feel safe

like i’m living my life right


girlsbydaylight:

二人のセーラーマーキュリー by 水羽 on pixiv

girlsbydaylight:

二人のセーラーマーキュリー by 水羽 on pixiv



chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.


heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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Anonymous asked: "How did you lose you virginity?"

rickymartinofficial:

i had sex


yung-medusa:

valentine’s day

        lentine’s day

                ntine’s day

                        e’s day

                                 ay

                                    ayyyy

                                           ayyyyy vodka


iamthewhitegirl:

why do some people say aunt and other people say aunt


togepied:

wanting to talk to someone really bad
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but they ignore your message
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and you see them talking to other people
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souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel


Nobody listens to me, and when they find out I’m right, they pretend I never said anything.

posted 4 hours ago

inbox:

my kind of fruit salad

inbox:

my kind of fruit salad


tastefullyoffensive:

Ant Fight Club [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Ant Fight Club [x]


keogdh:

no recovery