what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party
look @ this cute lil lady
i live for small lady
love u small lady
I don’t care if it’s already on my blog, stuff like this is always relevant
little bee tongue and antennae and fuzzy legs and cutie eyes!
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
If we’re texting and I’m actually responding quickly and you’re not then it’s 99.9% guaranteed I won’t reply back for weeks
MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL
So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con
Theorem: Puppys are cool
reblog if you never actually bought these you just found and kept them
I had so many of these stolen everyone who reblogged this is getting blocked
did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !
"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"
SpongeBob SquarePants & American Horror Story:Coven Parallels