nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists


carnevore:

"Your paper must be more than one page long!"

carnevore:

"Your paper must be more than one page long!"


drakefanclub:

penis-hilton:

chadleymacguff:

obbz08:

xkeepyourheadupkidx:

STOP

is this real

LET HER LIVE

me

i honestly hope simon cowell sees this


donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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akailolita:

Good weather during finals 

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kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close



madeupmonkeyshit:

prepare to be sent to the shadow realm 

madeupmonkeyshit:

prepare to be sent to the shadow realm 



niggasandcomputers:

shaolinslums:

he hit her with that level 3 ankle breaker

BABIED EM!!


  • Dispatcher: 911, whats your emergency?
  • Me: Is ya'll hiring?

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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weloveshortvideos:

When you realize it’s the weekend