accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a hat.
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.
i thought tim hortons was a dr. seuss character
whats better than this
guys being dudes
i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended to care or even genuinely tried to get interested in what you like????? the least you could do is fake it rather than making me feel like a burden
This is one of the most hurtful things friends do
Jet Pack Fail on Live TV!
This is honestly a classic
And it starts right nooooooooooow
last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story
this is fucking hilarious
Is this shit aloud
Vine by Daniel Gomez
when somebody likes your selfie
when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie
when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you